\ SLUHG-uh-bed \ , noun;
1.One who stays in bed until a late hour; a sluggard.
I was tempted to take out the part after the semicolon in the definition. Since a semicolon separates two complete thoughts, I could’ve. “One who stays in bed until a late hour” makes me sigh and say Mmmm. This morning, a Monday, a forgotten red bull, and pouring down rain, I could’ve been a very content slugabed. Sometimes when I look around my room from the comfort of my bed, I see my mountain bike and my running shoes and I feel so guilty for being a slugabed. I’ve learned to not look.
Some slugabeds are not terribly sluggard, because sleeping in is something they adore. If you adore sleeping, spending a lot of time doing so is not a bad thing. So says me. Goodnight. Mmmm.