Do you know how to write a killer ad to sell a car? Include a Celine Dion CD, a tent, and a “new car” air freshener. Tell the reader the car’s name is Nana and she has a wonderful combination of stickers on her backside. I am supposedly selling Nana tomorrow at noon. I know, reader, you’re right. This is hard. I just need more money and I worry she will require a big repair in the future. I will walk my way around NZ and be as strong as an ox.